kyle: dude do you think when our album is out, do you think it will make us more attractive to the ladies??
jack: yeah. in fact i've been getting ready
kyle: yeah?
jack: yeah, i've been doing cock pushups
kyle: pushups? what are those?
jack: its where u fucking lay down flat on the ground, and then u let your boner lift you up off the ground
kyle: no.. that be impossible, your cock can support your whole weight?
jack: well not at first, but over time
kyle: hmm how many push ups can you do?
jack: ....
kyle: ....
jack: cock pushups?
kyle: yea.. i gues you can only do one really
jack: yeah one is all you need
haha || posted by eugene
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